I enjoy many things but not all things
FYI, I have a queue so even though I'm posting, I may not be online
From Elon James White Tuesday night.
This better have hundreds of thousands of notes at the end of the day or else
Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.
Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.
BUT DOES THE PHONE STILL WORK
*whispers* Its almost hoodie season
too little too late
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
IM GOING TO CRY
spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
Love my little man!
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
Mind-blowingly FUCKING AWESOME Nebula cosplay
Brotp: Crichton and
I’m sorry. I’m not used to trusting anybody.
I suggest you start.